A rhyme for our time

Hey diddle diddle,M P’s on our the fiddle,

Claiming for cleaning the moat

So just jump to it please,

And settle the fees

Cos that’s why we asked for your vote.



There’s a mortgage to pay,cos I’m living away

And also a plug for the sink

A case of Champagne,Veuve Cliquot by name,

Well the cleaner needs something to drink!