Football’s shame

Oh dear!what a calamity,
Luis Suarez has taken a bite of me,
Has he lost his marbles,or trying to frighten me?
Why’d he do it?you ask- cos he can.

Liverpool bosses re-acted quite battily,
Anger-management classes will be our strategy,
Luis is staying,they added quite chattily
United we stand to a man.

Luis is sorry,if diplomatically,
F.A. Is angry,though somewhat tactically,
Public is outraged,quite unilaterally,
There has to be a life ban.