The Annual Agony

Will it be this year,will it be next,
Will Andy Murray do what we expect,
Will Rafa’s knee hold as he goes for the kill,
Is Roger really over the hill?

Punnets of strawberries served up with cream,
Taking part in the Wimbledon dream
McEnroe spouting, blonde girls screeching,
Again the debate, is this conduct-breaching.

Designer racquets, designer frocks,
Celebrity guests in the Royal Box.

Rain can’t stop play now they’re under the roof,
And Cyclops will always come up with the truth,
Two weeks of spectacle, triumph and loss,
At the end of it, Novak will still be the Boss.